21: Opposite Sex

Oh, hell. HELL!  *holds arms out, looks down at herself* this is fuckin' ridiculous... and not fucking funny, either!

Teach me to mess with a mage, right? Damn. She says I'm a woman until I shed my first blood. Look. She's a nice lady and all, but she's batshit.

So far, I've tried killing someone.   The other possibilities, according to my research, is menstruation or sex.

And I'm not a virgin, so there went that...  So that means approximately a month with boobs and hips. 

*sighs* And getting my ass kicked because I fight like a man. *gestures wryly to her bruised face* I can't even turn a flip, my center of balance is off. I had to run like hell.  That's not all that easy when your pants are falling off and you lost a boot a few roofs back.  *wry grin*

I want to be male again.  Please.  Look, I have nothing against women- I find women attractive.  And I know plenty of women who can kick my ass.  But that's the problem! They're WOMEN. I'm not. I'm me, and me is male.

Hell.  *sighs* anybody got scissors?  My hair grew, and it's a leash I really don't need.

The nice thing is... well... four or five people offered me a trip to a hospital, card to women's shelters', and money handed to me.  Are people kinder to women?  I just don't know what to make of things.

I'll be lying low.

Prompt: 21 -life as the opposite gender
Word Count: 233
Muse: Jason 'Jane' Todd
Fandom: DC comics AU